If there were no angry people.
As an owner of several anger management education centers I have dedicated the last 7 years in an effort to eradicate anger in L.A. If I can not eradicate it, I at least want to help people manage it.
I have known for sometime if I am successful in attaining my goal I am simultaneously putting myself out of business. The idea of such a noble sacrifice bodes well with my savior complex.
But what about my Los Angeles neighbors, am I systematically sending them to the unemployment line? With this thought in mind I developed a list of occupations and establishments that would cease to exist if my world wide domination over anger and aggression continues.
As the modern day urban poets, NWA would say F*** The Police. Well that is exactly what I would be doing if continue my quest of exorcizing Los Angeles of its angry demons. I would be responsible for putting L.A.’s brave and the boldest out of a job. Year to date Los Angeles Police Department has recorded 15,266 violent crimes. These crimes include homicide, rape, aggravated assault and robbery. In addition 7,761 incidents of child and spousal abuse have been recorded. Without anger what would the police do all day? No wonder Chief Bratton is getting out of town, it is because of me.
If there are no Police there are no Courts. The Los Angeles Superior Court is the umbrella for 47 local courts throughout the County. These courts stretch from the breezy beaches of Santa Monica to the dessert heat of Santa Clarita. Thousand of judges, public defenders, prosecutors, interpreters, and clerical staff owe there allegiance to L.A.’s angriest citizens. What gives me the right to steal the food out of the mouths of such dedicated court employees? The Los Angeles criminal, divorce and family attorney is on the verge of extinction and when scientists in our distant future excavate their remains they will track their demise back to me.
Tinsel town, the entertainment capitol of the world, Hollywood, your star is dimming. As your surly actors and hot-headed singers go the way of the pacifist, what will the world talk about? Can the paparazzi and tabloids live on a diet of sex tapes and leaked photos of Disney stars? TMZ and Perez Hilton, sorry I hardly new you, but the anger in the city of angels must be dispelled.
My list is far from exhaustive, I’ve fail to mention the doctors, pharmacists, social workers, psychologists, mediators, sports franchises that will suffer as the turn this town into the Shangri-La of the west coast.
So tell me are you safe? Does your job have any connection to Anger in L.A.?
